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29 Apr
2026
TL;DR: GitHub used to be cool and now itโs a lame slop graveyard.
GitHub is racing towards the mythical zero nines of uptime. Users are starting to notice that GitHub is now a Microsoft product. Eww!
Official uptime paints a concerning chart. The missing status page tell a far worse story. Whatever the truth, itโs impossible to miss the delightful experience that is Microsoft GitHub if you use it semi-regularly.
Line chart showing GitHub average uptime by month following the Microsoft acquisition. A green line turns into an orange and red roller coaster.
Microsoft acquired GitHub and applied their unique brand of enshittification. Amongst their achievements was the spawning of the Copilot circle of hell. Now theyโre effectively DDoSing themselves with slop. I wonโt dwell on what else went wrong. I donโt know and I donโt care. GitHub is impressively bad now. Itโs embarrassing. Shameful.
As I write this the obituaries are flooding in:
Itโs long past time to get off this sinking ship!
Git is not GitHub
GitHub has become synonymous with โsource controlโ and I worry too many users donโt know that Git is not GitHub. The core technology of Git is open source. Itโs distributed, meaning that all repositories are equal. Git works without a centralised service. Such a practice is a construct of social convenience. GitHub was a useful add-on. Microsoft has turned GitHub into an expensive liability.
But network effectโฆ
Network effects are hard to topple but if anyone can do it, Microsoft can. GitHubโs fake star economy is worthless. GitHub is inundated with bots and drowning in slop and doing everything to encourage it. Microsoft is turning GitHub into the Moltbook of code, it ainโt for you and me anymore.
But continuous integrationโฆ
Your CI pipeline is over-engineered and GitHub Actions are an abomination (see: [1] [2]). Finding another solution is an absolute chore but do you trust GitHub to be reliable?
But more excusesโฆ
Look, the ship is sinking! Sure, the water looks freezing. Donโt hang around and allow Microsoft to pull you under. You donโt need to move everything in one go. Start the process.
Alternatives
The nearest lifeboat to escape GitHub is another centralised Git forge. Just sign up and push your repo to the new upstream. Some services can automate the migration and maybe even import issues. Personally Iโd leave issues behind in a tragic boating accident.
Edit: none of the options below are 100% rainbows and butterflies. They are not GitHub, thatโs all I can vouch for. Do your own research etc.
Codeberg โ a non-profit and community-led project with an established track record. This is the safe alternative thatโll stick around. Itโs the flagship instance of Forgejo.
Tangled โ an alpha stage start-up with interesting AT protocol integration. Worth considering for smaller solo projects.
Gitea โ they offer cloud managed Git hosting. Itโs the original open source project that Codeberg/Forgejo forked away from.
GitLab โ enterprise grade, meaning itโs bloated and confusing but itโll impress your boss. This could be the choice if you need multiple meetings to make the choice.
Bitbucket โ trade one soul destroying corpo fun vacuum for another. Strongly discouraged, but Bitbucket does technically fit the anything but GitHub category.
Edit: Game of Trees, Radicle, and Sourcehut were suggested to me. Iโve no idea how they work, investigate yourself!
Self-hosted
If youโre cool like me, you or your organisation can self-host a Git forge with actions and releases. My recommendation is
When I said โGit is not GitHubโ the same applies to other forges. Do you need those add-ons? Nothing is stopping you from raw-dogginโ Git over SSH:
git clone user@192.168.1.67:/path/to/repo
How you manage collaboration is another question. If Linux can be maintained by sending patches to an email mailing list, โdoesnโt work at scaleโ arguments are skill issues. But seriously, a centralised Git forge is a decent compromise in my opinion. Maybe they collapse like GitHub in future. Always have an exit plan.
Just use anything but GitHub.
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