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10 Duffy (1980)
Duffy is the first in a series of crime novels about a bisexual private eye that Barnes published under the pseudonym Dan Kavanagh. It was published in the same year as Barnes’ first novel, Metroland, but when it took seven years to write, it took 10 days. This is not what it appears: this “refreshingly sordid” (as Barnes’ friend Martin Amis put it) crime story is deceptively well-written, with passages that display all of Barnes’ perceptiveness and wit. The reverse blackmail plot and shocking climax only add to the fun.
sample line “Two in the morning is the time when sounds travel forever, when the sticky window squeaks softly and three pandas hear it from miles away.”
9 The Hedgehog (1992)
Barnes’s shortest novel is a satire of characters in the collapsing European communist system. Former leader Petkanov is scheduled to hold a televised trial. He believes he has done nothing wrong – “they loved me” – and despises Gorbachev’s friendship with the West, “sucking Reagan’s dick and then sucking Bush’s dick.” His crimes (“He ruined everything he touched… he lied all the time, in response”) seem all too familiar. This brutally funny novel reminds us that when the old order passes, it does not die; He’s just waiting.
sample line “If you beat someone with a stick and tell him to say he loves you, sooner or later he will tell you what you want to hear.”
8 Lemon Table (2004)
The second of Barnes’ three story collections is full of age, but full of energy. There is a musical comedy spirit in A Short History of Hairdressing, in which a man measures his life by haircuts, from youth to marriage (“the only adventure open to a coward,” he says, quoting Voltaire) to the “hair of the eyebrows” in old age. Hygiene explores the death of sex, Silence focuses on Jean Sibelius, and Barnes wears his knowledge lightly. In “Knowing French” he classifies one of his books, and asks the imaginative reader not to be interested in his second novel, “Before You Meet Me” (1982). We don’t say anything.
sample line “When a heart is broken, he thought, it splits like wood, along the whole plank.”
7 The Feeling of an Ending (2011).)
Twenty-four years after the term “posh bingo” was coined to describe the Booker Prize, Barnes has finally won his fourth shortlist. He’s in his comfort zone here—middle-class England, memory, sex—but the proximity of death intensifies matters. When narrator Tony senses the end drawing near, he looks the other way: for youth, a time before arrogant confidence gave way to middle-aged agnosticism. His peaceful life is suddenly upended due to regret over his ex-girlfriend. Once the mind starts shifting, it becomes difficult to stop.
sample line “Regret, etymologically, is the act of biting back. That’s what that feeling does to you.”
6 Staring at the Sun (1986).)
This extravagantly imaginative novel also looks back: but from the future – are you ready to feel old? – 2020. Barnes predicts online books and a form of artificial intelligence, but the heart of the story is Jean Sergeant, who is approaching her 100th birthday and wonders, “How can you tell the difference between a good life and a bad life, a wasted life?” Her reluctance to have sex (“It was as if someone was sick everywhere”) and her childhood are among the aspects worked through with Barnes’ usual mix of hilarity and essayistic insight.
sample line “When I thought about Michael and sex, I imagined a water tank that was so full it had to be drained sometimes.”

5 Arthur and George (2005)
Barnes, who was always doing something different, does something different again with this meaty historical novel inspired by true miscarriages of justice, featuring Arthur Conan Doyle. The story switches between Conan Doyle’s point of view and that of the wronged man, George Edalji. It raises questions about truth, the English language, and fame. As Barnes’s most explicit novel, its publishers rightly expected it to win him “an entirely new audience.” “I feel embarrassed about it, because I loved my old audience,” Barnes said.
sample line “He is quite clear about the responsibilities of a writer: first, to be clear, second, to be interesting, and third, to be intelligent.”

4 Hadith It’s Over (1991)
Barnes’ ability to bring a fresh look to older themes is on display here, as the participants narrate the love triangle in turn, each drawing the reader in: “The three of us are here until the problem is solved. You Here too.” Steed Stewart, the showy Oliver and the down-to-earth Gillian fight each other, as different accounts of the same events exist and there is no objective truth. A sequel, Love, Etc., was released in 2000. Barnes had considered making it a trilogy, but – sadly for fans – has now announced that his new book, Departure(s), will be his last.
sample line “naturally, You You know if they’re really fucking, right? Come on, tell me.”
3 The Noise of Time (2016)
This novel – Barnes’s best novel of the twenty-first century – is a spiritual cousin of The Porcupine, but more grounded and personal. In Russia in the 1930s, Dmitri Shostakovich comes into conflict with the Soviet authorities: his music is too elitist, not “authentic, popular and rhythmic” enough. But for Shostakovich, music is art, and “art is the whispers of history, heard above the noise of time.” With his analytical rigor and folksy touch, Barnes untangles questions about how to submit to authority and whether we can look ourselves in the mirror afterward.
sample line “To be a hero, you only have to be brave for a moment […] But to be a coward is to embark on a lifelong career.

2 World history at 101/2 Seasons (1989)
If narrator and experimenter were always competing impulses in Barnes, here they work very beautifully together. It is a novel within stories, extending from biblical times to a future paradise, loosely connected to Noah’s Ark. This is an exceptionally wide-ranging and ambitious book, taking on animals for trial, art criticism and jungle exploration, all in multiple narrative forms. And throughout, it is as transformative as it is stimulating.
sample line “When I say ‘I’ you will want to know in a paragraph or two whether I mean Julian Barnes or an invented person.”

1 Flaubert’s Parrot (1984)
“I hope he does Shut up “Of Flaubert,” said Kingsley Amis of Barnes—but the affable Francophone was only getting started on this wonderful book. After two traditional novels, this looked like a great release: Barnes finally did what he really wanted. He tells stories, plays around, tricks and deceives about narrator Geoffrey Braithwaite and his Barnesian interest in Flaubert. Combining professional rivalry between biographers, a widower’s grief, the conflicting chronology of Flaubert’s life and even an exam paper near the end, this is delicious and nourishing entertainment.
sample line “No matter what happens, we’ll still be stupid.” (Gustave Flaubert said it, of course.)
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